by TheTug | Jan 3, 2019 | Business, Crime, Dining
An historic building at 14 Market Square, home of the only Portsmouth public bathrooms (with attached coffee shop), has been transferred in an hostile takeover from the Govoni family to Southern New Hampshire’s powerful Faro syndicate. “We’ve been eyeing Govoni’s...
by TheTug | Jul 18, 2018 | Around Town, Business, Family, Uncategorized
Now that the Federal Government has generously given us a moment’s pause to consider our plans as a city for the McIntyre Building, we want to take a minute agree with the Portsmouth Herald Editorial Board, a publication that strives in vain at greatness but...
by TheTug | Dec 6, 2017 | Business
“I understand our sign is a little low,” says Monte Bohanan, tall person, prolific bike thief, and marketing guru for The Music Hall. “I didn’t think anyone would notice.” Bohanan helped shepard the new marquee and signage for the Music Hall into existence through a...
by TheTug | Feb 2, 2017 | Around Town, Business
Love is in the air and a goddamn madman is president, which means it’s time for Portsmouth to get to fuckin’. That’s right, Valentines Day is just around the corner, and it’s your patriotic duty to resist the smothering pillow of creeping...
by TheTug | Dec 10, 2016 | Around Town, Business
In response to a deepening housing shortage and housing affordability crisis in Portsmouth, Mayor Jack Blalock announced yesterday that the city would allow private citizens to move into an entire section of Strawbery Banke, with a few restrictions. “Without a...
by TheTug | Sep 23, 2016 | Business, Crime
The Thirsty Moose website has been converted into a pornographic site allowing locals to meet up with 18 year old girls who are ready to bang. Thirsty Moose owner, Joe Kelley swears it wasn’t him. “I swear to God, guys, this was not me,” swore Kelley, like we...
