by TheTug | Jul 18, 2018 | Around Town, Business, Family, Uncategorized
Now that the Federal Government has generously given us a moment’s pause to consider our plans as a city for the McIntyre Building, we want to take a minute agree with the Portsmouth Herald Editorial Board, a publication that strives in vain at greatness but...
by TheTug | Sep 25, 2017 | Around Town, Science
Local residents outraged over recent property re-assessments throughout town were given some explanation for the sudden drastic increase, in a press release stating the Lazenby family had struck oil on their property. “No one really suspected there’d be oil along the...
by TheTug | Feb 2, 2017 | Around Town, Business
Love is in the air and a goddamn madman is president, which means it’s time for Portsmouth to get to fuckin’. That’s right, Valentines Day is just around the corner, and it’s your patriotic duty to resist the smothering pillow of creeping...
by TheTug | Dec 10, 2016 | Around Town, Business
In response to a deepening housing shortage and housing affordability crisis in Portsmouth, Mayor Jack Blalock announced yesterday that the city would allow private citizens to move into an entire section of Strawbery Banke, with a few restrictions. “Without a...
by TheTug | Nov 16, 2016 | Around Town
Tis the season to be jolly, that is unless you planned on participating in the 26th Annual Gingerbread House Contest at the Discover Portsmouth Center on December 2nd. The gumdrop dropped when the Historic Development Commission unanimously denied a variance for the...
by TheTug | Oct 31, 2016 | Around Town
In a stunning break from tradition, the Portsmouth Halloween Parade today announced that it would be changing its route significantly in the run-up to the parade this evening. “I know it’s last minute, but Halloween is about making ghosts happy, so we’re going to put...
